Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.


This weekend does NOT seem like it went by in a whirlwind because we were NOT pretty much on the go the whole time.

Friday night Gerrad and I did NOT take the girls to eat at Red Robin and did NOT devour entirely too many french fries for supposedly being on a 'diet'. Nope, NOT us, we would never break our diet and go hog wild with the fries and campfire sauce! I did NOT even contemplate dipping my finger in the sauce when the fries ran out, that would be totally ridiculous of me wouldn't it?!

I have NOT been having the hardest time trying to get my soon to be 7 yr old to tell me what she wants for her birthday, nope, she is NOT stubborn like that! She has also NOT insisted that the only thing she wants for her birthday is 'real makeup'... dream on girl, you're only 7 (almost)!!! I did NOT head to Target only to buy her totally random and boring things (to her) such as underwear, a volleyball, clothes and a super cute pair of boots for fall/winter. She's NOT going to think I am so lame when she opens her gifts.


I have NOT been attempting to get Addaline to notice the potty chair this past week; and since I haven't... then I wouldn't be able to tell you that she did NOT poop on the floor in the hallway upstairs Saturday morning. I did NOT run downstairs to fetch something from the dryer and hear Macie screaming 'MOM!!!!!!! MY SISTER POOPED ON THE CARPET' and go back upstairs to find 2 little piles and Addaline standing over them saying 'NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!'. Wow, I should have snapped a pic to put in her baby book to embarrass her when she gets older, but I was too worried about getting the spots off my carpet.


I did NOT schedule Addaline an appointment with an ENT after finding out she had her 3rd ear infection within 2 months (technically only 2 infections, one never cleared up). I'm NOT secretly hoping they'll just go ahead and do tubes so she can stop being miserable when she gets the infections. I also do NOT think I totally jinxed her a few months ago when I proudly exclaimed that she had NEVER had an ear infection before. Sorry baby girl =(


Macie did NOT pose ridiculously as usual for all the pictures I took of her on her first day of 2nd grade, see... (she actually didn't pose for one of them)





What have you NOT been up to the past few weeks? Don't be shy, give it a try!!