The One Where I do a Vlog, and Sound like an Idiot

So without further adieu, here is my accent vlog. I cannot for the life of me, get my audio, and my words/mouth movement to match up. So pretty much I look like an old school Chinese kung fu movie, GREAT ;) Kind of can't believe I'm posting this, just had to go for it before I chickened out, eek! 

The instructions are to say these words:

Aunt, route, wash, oil, theater, iron, salmon, caramel, fire, water, sure, data, ruin, crayon, toilet, pecan, New Orleans, both, again, probably, spitting image, Alabama, lawyer, coupon, mayonnaise, syrup, pajamas and caught. 

And answer these questions:

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

What is the bug that when you touch it, it turns into a ball?

What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?

What do you call gym shoes?

What do you say to address a group of people?

What do you call a spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs? 

What do you call your grandparents?

What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining? 

What is the thing you change the channel with? 

So what do you think? Do I sound like what you pictured? Do I have an accent? I don't notice it if so. I also notice, apparently I talk out the side of my mouth? WHAT is with that?!