Friday, May 7, 2010

Mother's Day and a Little Friday Funny

I received this by email about a week ago and I just LOVE it so I wanted to share it with all you mom's out there. Even if you don't have kids, this just shows a mother's love for her children! Enjoy!

Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back
to normal after you've had a baby..... somebody
doesn't know that once you're a mother,
'normal' is history.
* * *
Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by
instinct ... somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.
* * *
Somebody said being a mother is boring ....
somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.
Somebody said if you're a 'good' mother,
your child will 'turn out good'....
somebody thinks a child comes with
directions and a guarantee.
* * *
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a
mother.... somebody never helped a fourth grader
with his math.
* * *
Somebody said you can't love the second child as
much as you love the first .... somebody doesn't
have two children.
* * *
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother
is labor and delivery....
somebody never watched her 'baby' get on the bus
for the first day of kindergarten ...
or on a plane headed for military 'boot camp.'
* * *
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her
child gets married....somebody doesn't know that
marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a
mother's heartstrings.
* * *
Somebody said a mother's job is done when
her last child leaves home.....

somebody never had grandchildren.
* * *
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so
you don't need to tell her....
somebody isn't a mother.

I could NOT resist sharing this video that a friend of mine sent me this morning. Gerrad and I laughed so hard at this, I wanted to share it!

Hope you all have a WONDERFUL Mother's Day Weekend! Mom and Natalie (mother in law), if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU :)


Summer said...

Bahahahahahaha that video made me laugh so hard I snorted yup I snorted lol....thanks for the laugh!

Hope you have the bestest mother' day girlie....

I think we need a swagger wagon ha!

Summer :)

carissa @ lowercase letters said...

this video rocks!!! i so want a van. : ) love these sayings... how true they are! aww, the sweet joys of being mommy. happy mother's day to you, pretty lady!

Hattie said...

Oh man I wish my video viewer was working! Love the post. So true! Hope y'all have a great weekend and I hope you have a wonderful Mother's Day!